Some days, everything wobbles: nerves tremble, spells misfire, grimoires refuse to cooperate, and even the coffee machine seems to conspire against you. In those moments of extreme tension, there’s only one solution: a hot, steaming potion full of patience.

This mug is not just a kitchen item: it’s a vessel of self-mastery, an alchemical remedy against annoyance, overload, and cosmic irritation. Its striking design features a deep violet hermetic flask marked with a golden skull and surrounded by alchemical symbols. A drop is about to fall—perhaps the last before everything spills over... At its base, a precious warning:

“Drink before losing control.”.

A design both dark and healing

Everything in this illustration evokes inner power: the mysterious liquid swirling in the bottle, the moonlight caressing its curves, the ancient runes like silent incantations. The skull, far from being merely macabre, acts here as a reminder of the consequences of impatience. This isn’t about fear… but about recentring oneself.

Drinking from this mug is more than routine. It’s an alchemical commitment to choose calm, invoke patience, and breathe before exploding. Each sip becomes a gentle spell, each infusion a potion of temperance.

Who is this mug for?

For stressed witches, energy-overloaded alchemists, and esoteric librarians ready to bite. For those who enjoy a bit of dark humour laced with wisdom and know that a morning mug can save many miscast spells. Also perfect as a gift for someone a little... explosive, but dearly loved.

Use with caution

This mug isn’t a guarantee of instant enlightenment, but it greatly increases your chances of not cursing your office neighbor, of containing a mystical breakdown, or simply of drinking your coffee with flair. Perfect for esoteric offices, occult workshops, or any kitchen where nerves are handled as much as coffee filters.