Here is an artifact even goblins look at with respect: the Dungeon Counter, a hit point tracker that chose to take the form of a tiny dungeon perched on your table. Every stone tile, gold coin and old chest on it seems to tell a past adventure, probably one where someone almost died… which makes it all the more useful today.

Its mechanical core displays your total hit points away from prying eyes (except those staring at your character sheet, but nothing can be done about them). Two small wheels let you turn the tens and units with the smoothness of a rogue opening a trapped door. Whether you gain one HP, lose three, or scream “WHY DOES THE GM WANT ME DEAD?!”, your dungeon keeps count without flinching.

Its figure-eight shape, blue-stone walls and small molded accessories give it the look of a classic dungeon room: you almost expect a slime to ooze out of a corner. It’s light, sturdy, compact and, above all, incredibly stylish. Your players will stare at it as much as their own dice… which is an achievement in itself.

Ideal for role-players, clumsy paladins, reckless barbarians, overconfident bards, druids tanking more than expected, and anyone who prefers watching their HP drop on a cool prop rather than on an ugly app. The Dungeon Counter turns every lost point into a glorious anecdote.