Well, well… Here’s a chest that would make a dwarven archivist turn pale. A wooden relic, carved, engraved and assembled by hand in the Geneva mists — where artisans work with tools, but also a hint of magic (and a lot of coffee).

This status box hides an arsenal of small wooden discs: elegant rings that slide around the base of your miniatures to show, without any confusion, what’s happening to them. No more “Uh… was he paralyzed or just embarrassed?”, no more debates between players or post-its stuck to someone’s shoulder. Here, everything is clear. And stylish.

What it contains (brace yourself, it’s beautiful):

Each disc bears a condition: Grappled, Deafened, Charmed, Poisoned, Invisible, Paralyzed… in short, the usual poetry of role-playing games. They rest in small carved slots, each one with its own name, like an army of curses waiting to be unleashed. You pick a ring, slide it under the miniature… and voilà:

The hero is now paralyzed.
Or charmed.
Or knocked prone.
Or undead in the left knee. (We’re saving that one for version 2.)

Handcrafted — Geneva style

• Real wood
• Fully handmade
• Precise engraving
• Discreet but reliable magnets
• Customizable finish (patterns, symbols, runes, names, elven insults… your choice)

Yes, even “Property of Gérard, mood-breaker and dice-sniffer”. We never judge a customer, especially one who buys a magical box.

Why you’ll love it

Because it gives your table a professional look, even when your players are arguing about whether a troll can technically use a fork. Because it prevents forgetfulness and strange plot twists like:
“Oh right, you were blinded for three rounds, yet you still hit… okay then.” Because it turns your battlefield into something clear, beautiful, readable… and impressively dramatic. And above all, because it smells like wood, not cheap plastic.