Some mornings, even the most powerful spells are useless. The moons are misaligned, astral energy is stagnant, and the mood… let’s say, potentially explosive. In such moments, having an emergency potion nearby is essential. Not to bring light — but to avoid making someone disappear. That’s where this mug comes in.

This is no ordinary cup. It’s a warning beacon. A preventative artifact. A magical barrier between the outside world and a witch in critical wake-up phase. On its surface, a clear warning is printed: “Moody witch under caffeine. Do not provoke.” At its heart glows a bottle labeled “CAFFEINE — Severe emotional instability,” surrounded by moons, flames, a black cat with a half-tired, half-threatening gaze, and a candle already melting under ambient tension.

This mug is the ally of brutal awakenings, overloaded days, and far-too-short nights. It’s the physical extension of that silent thought every sane being has upon waking: “not now.” It’s a talisman to enforce emotional safety distance. A charm of civilized silence. Perfect for anyone who can’t tolerate noise, light, or conversation before the first coffee — especially if said coffee is lukewarm. Give it to a dreaded morning friend, a frowning colleague, or keep it for yourself as a reminder that setting boundaries is a protective magical act.

Drinking from this mug is claiming your right to sacred morning calm, to mental space uninvaded, to the wild instinct slowly tamed sip by sip. And if someone dares speak, shake or insist... the bottle warns: it won’t go without consequences.